(Yes, I know mad cow is a prion disease and can’t *really* be washed off the hands. It was a custom order originally, but people seem to love it.)Finished: https://www.etsy.com/listing/199864680/wash-your-hands-5x7-cross-stitch-withPattern: https://www.etsy.com/listing/128333023/cross-stitch-patterns-wash-your-handsKit: https://www.etsy.com/listing/158348649/cross-stitch-kit-wash-your-hands-5x7

(Yes, I know mad cow is a prion disease and can’t *really* be washed off the hands. It was a custom order originally, but people seem to love it.)
Finished: https://www.etsy.com/listing/199864680/wash-your-hands-5x7-cross-stitch-with

Pattern: https://www.etsy.com/listing/128333023/cross-stitch-patterns-wash-your-hands

Kit: https://www.etsy.com/listing/158348649/cross-stitch-kit-wash-your-hands-5x7

Finished: https://www.etsy.com/listing/199472924/you-are-so-weird-cross-stitch-let-people
Pattern: https://www.etsy.com/listing/199469722/cross-stitch-pattern-you-are-so-weirdKit: https://www.etsy.com/listing/199480115/cross-stitch-kit-you-are-so-weird

the-fault-in-our-stitches:

Finished and finally ironed! I didn’t stick to the colors in the pattern, but decided to make it a bit more colourful. Now I only need to find a frame and hang it in the laundry room. (Finished June 2014)

Pattern from Watty’s Wall Stuff (wattyswallstuff), found through this post and downloaded from Craftsy. (Apparently at the moment still for free!)

Completed: https://www.etsy.com/listing/196658890/hatters-gonna-hat-mini-cross-stitch
Pattern set: https://www.etsy.com/listing/171003249/cross-stitch-pattern-hatters-gonna-hat
I love how happy it looks.

I love how happy it looks.

Staph infection. The real microbe looks like a bunch of grapes according to internet sources, but I only stitched 3.

Staph infection. The real microbe looks like a bunch of grapes according to internet sources, but I only stitched 3.

Another custom order by a hilarious and fun customer.

Another custom order by a hilarious and fun customer.

Staghorn algae, on request and up in my Etsy shop, as well as in the 6th set of common microbe patterns.

Staghorn algae, on request and up in my Etsy shop, as well as in the 6th set of common microbe patterns.

Did you know there hasn’t been a case of S.A.R.S. since 2004? I had no idea.

Did you know there hasn’t been a case of S.A.R.S. since 2004? I had no idea.

This has been my mantra the last 6 weeks.

This has been my mantra the last 6 weeks.