As a taking back of the word “whore,” I like this.Finished (not in that frame): https://www.etsy.com/listing/199503463/shut-your-whe-mouth-cross-stitch-small
Pattern, along with 5x7 version of the same saying: https://www.etsy.com/listing/192483371/cross-stitch-pattern-shut-your-whre

As a taking back of the word “whore,” I like this.

Finished (not in that frame): https://www.etsy.com/listing/199503463/shut-your-whe-mouth-cross-stitch-small

Pattern, along with 5x7 version of the same saying: https://www.etsy.com/listing/192483371/cross-stitch-pattern-shut-your-whre

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I love this.Finished: https://www.etsy.com/listing/193050976/if-you-see-a-cookie-cross-stitch-mature
Pattern: https://www.etsy.com/listing/171934045/cross-stitch-pattern-if-you-see-a-cookieKit: https://www.etsy.com/listing/171914900/cross-stitch-kit-if-you-see-a-cookie-put
Finished: https://www.etsy.com/listing/199493780/fk-yeah-cross-stitch-small-framed-cross
Shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/aliciawatkins
Pattern: https://www.etsy.com/listing/119030611/cross-stitch-patterns-wtf-picard
Finished: https://www.etsy.com/listing/195634640/thyme-for-that-cross-stitch-completed
Mini pattern, along with 2 others of your choice: https://www.etsy.com/listing/101098044/cross-stitch-patterns-3-mini-patterns-of
Finished: https://www.etsy.com/listing/193051600/youre-awesome-cross-stitch-mature-cross
Pattern: https://www.etsy.com/listing/169602483/2-cross-stitch-patterns-youre-awesomeKit: https://www.etsy.com/listing/191569773/cross-stitch-kit-youre-awesome-and
(Yes, I know mad cow is a prion disease and can’t *really* be washed off the hands. It was a custom order originally, but people seem to love it.)Finished: https://www.etsy.com/listing/199864680/wash-your-hands-5x7-cross-stitch-withPattern: https://www.etsy.com/listing/128333023/cross-stitch-patterns-wash-your-handsKit: https://www.etsy.com/listing/158348649/cross-stitch-kit-wash-your-hands-5x7

(Yes, I know mad cow is a prion disease and can’t *really* be washed off the hands. It was a custom order originally, but people seem to love it.)
Finished: https://www.etsy.com/listing/199864680/wash-your-hands-5x7-cross-stitch-with

Pattern: https://www.etsy.com/listing/128333023/cross-stitch-patterns-wash-your-hands

Kit: https://www.etsy.com/listing/158348649/cross-stitch-kit-wash-your-hands-5x7

Finished: https://www.etsy.com/listing/199472924/you-are-so-weird-cross-stitch-let-people
Pattern: https://www.etsy.com/listing/199469722/cross-stitch-pattern-you-are-so-weirdKit: https://www.etsy.com/listing/199480115/cross-stitch-kit-you-are-so-weird

the-fault-in-our-stitches:

Finished and finally ironed! I didn’t stick to the colors in the pattern, but decided to make it a bit more colourful. Now I only need to find a frame and hang it in the laundry room. (Finished June 2014)

Pattern from Watty’s Wall Stuff (wattyswallstuff), found through this post and downloaded from Craftsy. (Apparently at the moment still for free!)

Completed: https://www.etsy.com/listing/196658890/hatters-gonna-hat-mini-cross-stitch
Pattern set: https://www.etsy.com/listing/171003249/cross-stitch-pattern-hatters-gonna-hat